my life series; an uncool fool

30 November 2008

went out wif PORK RICE todae ^^

go church marhx

at da end of da church..

in the middle of chasing dis mysterious guy..

clara TRIPPED and BROKED HER SANDAL

and da strap was flapping out xD

and da mystie guy was gonee.. delia sad..

but clara isnt dat dao mei...

coz we r da ones to be dao mei

she refuse to go in da meeting with da broken sandal

so poor me n porkie had to go n buy her sandals

IN THE RAIN

AND MUST BE FAST coz da meeting starting lerhs

see hu's da more dao mei one?

but soon her turn

coz we in da hurry to buy her sandals

and we anyhw pick one, her size can liao

back in time

but its her to suffer!! HEHEHE
CLARA'S NEW SANDAL:

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da bumps felt more like stones

super painful x.x

well den delia super kind

take turns wear da 2pid sandals

wore it all da way to delia's house

but last part is i wear x.x

da shoe is dam small larhs!!

clara wear my shoe super big ahahahas

i wear halfway, dun wan wear lurhs

n i took off n walk barefooted xDD
dun care larhs, i rather dis way

but walk on road abit ouch..

finally got into delia's house to wash my feet

delia told me abt da huge butterfly in her house

which is inside da pail at dat time

so i wan see and den...

aiya look at da diagram... ^^

Blue: Pail

Grey: Plastic Bag

i thought of turning da pail over

to see da size of it..

i was told it was da size of da head x.x

so i open at 1/4 of da brown wing came out

den i screamed and slammed it down xD

clara saw da whole episode

she scream too lorhs!!

okays den we started da whole adventure of freeing da butterfly

kay first i go slide da drawing block paper beneath
so da pail becomes mobile~!

ok lets shift dis out of da house

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ahh... den deres a STEP obstacle!
we fold in da paper
took us 3 person to get over da steps
delia jiejie too afraid to help x.x

she helped by closing all da windows and doors
and locked us out =.=
thankyou for ur kind help ^^

*screamings*

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den we were thinking of freeing da butterfly
how nerhs?
but in da end we decided to juz let it get out of here
so we tape all around
except abt 7cm of untape length
*delia's screams: AHHHH*

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we put da freaking thing into da lift
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i took away da pail

and cut a few holes for it to breath

and now its up to its fate

of ppl letting it out!

*sceam scream screaaaaaam*

den we were like imagining da ppl hu open

sure da butterfly will FLY UP

and den scare da person till pigu niao liu!

da butterfly very big

i can see through da plastic bag lorh!

but in da end, SOMEONE SET IT FREE

too bad no security cameras dere

can catch their expression!

phew~! den we slack at da computer

aiyoo so scary

den we painted our nails x.x

i paint de all v ugly ahahas

delia has better skills den me

clara 2nd best ba

coz im first timer!! LOLOL

had fun painting delia's toe wrongly XD

and clara had fun anyw stick da stickers at my toes

so retarded!!!

den i hav to pluck dem out and stick dem in place x.x

ok after da nail painting session

i watched clara struggling with habbo xD

den later with da blog

ahas so now her blog is nice now

okays i thank pork with rice for da horrible day BYE

uncool fool
x 6:36 PM x

27 November 2008

Quiz ONE.

Write 10 things about yourself and pass it on to 10 people.

01) everything i say are for jokes unless i say im serious
02) a on-off computer addict ^^
03) does not favour shopping
04) a everything-shui-bian-er
05) hates study
06) has a rotten brain
07) uncivilised person xD
08) bad adviser n consoler but gud listener!
09) bad at directions
10) doesn't favour quiet ppl

10 people I want to tag:
1)JiaHui
2)Clara chaoda rice
3)ZiYing
4)Cally
5)Jacqueline
6)Magdalene
7)XinYing
8)JiaYu
9)XiuMing
10)HanRong

Quiz TWO.

Rules:s
#1. This starts off with 14 weird habits/things/little known facts about myself
#2. Tag 10 ppl
#3. People who get tagged must do
#4. No tagging back

Weird Habit Number One:
lurves to throw my bottle ard, but quitting da habit soon!

Weird Habit Number Two:
ehen i wanna stop playing a game, i chiong it all da way. Coz it makes me sian ^^

Weird Habit Number Three:
everytime im sian with da computer, i take paper n draw ;DD

Weird Habit Number Four:
my hands turn cold when nervous

Weird Habit Number Five:
likes walking more den taking bus

Weird Habit Number Six:
lurves to bash ppl

Weird Habit Number Seven:
likes to draw on my table xD

Weird Habit Number Eight:
often like the taste of food, but not eatting the food
e.g. i dun like carrots, but i like da soup wif carrots x.x

Weird Habit Number Nine:
hands very adaptable to surroundings! when v cold dat time, become super cold as well!

Weird Habit Number Ten:
likes to throw my things ard

Weird Habit Number Eleven:
kicks things off da bed while sleeping^^

Weird Habit Number Twelve:
likes to down the brightness of da screen to ZERO + contrast too hehee

Weird Habit Number Thirteen:
always take out da food i dun like
e.g. take out da pineapple frm da pizza

Weird Habit Number Fourteen:
likes to suan ppl hehehe

10 people I want to tag:
Same as on top

uncool fool
x 8:37 PM x

26 November 2008

went out wif sii kiao kiao tree and bushes TO CHANGI AIRPORTIEE

first~ meet da treeeee~~

SKK told me she leaving liao

i duno hw long, but seems very long lehs..

well wad to expect out of da sii kiaokiao de speed?

somemore a tree x.x

okiee, den we go into mrt

delia say bush reaching mrt

probably we will take da same mrt!

n we did lols!

den cally say she at da blue seats.. middle part

we are oso at da blue seats middle...

but we walk to da front..

got 2 stretch of blue chairs larhs x.x
den she more of at da back den middle lorhs!

den when we come out we r super far away

we all da way at da front

she somewher at da back

between us muz be atleast 100m or more

hmmm den we crap alot

does 2D'08 Samuel read my blog?

coz i wan say dat we insulted samuel alot xD

samuel, dun take it to heart~!

purely for jokes!

cally still lurves u LOLOLOL

den we ate at popeyes

keep talking abt eatting delia's popped eye xD

n poking eyes hehee

but on da way dere,

cally whipped out her ALL-MIGHTY VIDEO CAM

keep video us larhs!!

den she video all da WRONG places

ok mayb i shldnt hav said dat.. x.x

ANYWAYS, da popeyes fish very soft

da fork-spoon onli shreds it into smaller pieces x.x

but manage to ate all anyways

n dis is da first time a fast food restaurant make me full!

den cally dam cruel

she keep killing her chicken

she CHA! CHA! CHA! da chicken

den hold it up, so er xin!

poor samuel siahs!

to be everyday abuse by her

samuel, go wif prudence! u will hav less injuries

u will save on ur mushy xD

maybe u will save ur own life too! hahaas

den delia da tissue girl

tissue everything

da chicken oso wan tissue x.x

delia's wonder treatment

to a oil-free chicken~! hehehees!

when we left we saw Ms Quek

den she ask us if we are tourists LOL

kk den we go candy empire

n cally keep thinking all da wrong stuff

er xin, samuel ni yao xiao xin orhs!

or izzit samuel teach der? LOLS!

delala bought jellybeansssss

i keep picking da SAFE colours

poor delia eat all da weird weird derhs hahaahas

hmm den at some stores..

tried out da santa hats

and reindeer nose!

da nose can light up derh

got sensor, so cute xD

den check out da hair gel, hair colour, lipsticks, teddie bears

crapped alot larhs!

den one of da teddie bear dam noisy

coz i go try pressing it

den it start singing,

AHHH SHUDDUP!!

im screaming to a teddie bear LOLS

hahahas den i play wif da lipstick

i tot its nt open lehs

den i hold until so happy

da lipstick smear so much on my hands den i realise

den i go clean on cally

cally clean on delia

but erm.. cally sensitive skin.. oops? sry ps ><

lucky mine at da palm

or else i might be like her too..

im nt sure if im sensitive to lipsticks xD

lols den went to toilet n clean

im nt sure where else we go

den we started da confusion of skytrains

we totally lost track on which terminal we r in!

den began walking around T2

den got one barred area... barred wif juz a metal chain

cally go inside n dance WTH?

da auntie inside was cleaning da table xD

lucky she dint see or else dam ps sia!

but we r ps enuf, cally keep say so loud she is da tour guide

n da place SOO QUIET, TOTAL NO SOUND

lol den we go watch plane while seeing cally's video of da day

she deleted all da super ps parts

includes delia's middle fingers LOL

now left with all da obscene stuff x.x

den bored liao went eastpoint

delia buy da bubbletea dam niceeeee

im so addicted to it dat i drank alot from her cup hahahas

nvms, next time let u drink xD

hmm den we play at da pet safari

den got a v big dog dere, cally hai pa!

n she went outside lol

n when da dog go out, da tail felt like a broom!
hmm dere hav hermit crabs, n ??? crabs lorhs!

CUTE ehs! den da dogs more cute SEE

see dem gaying? (yeps all male!)

dey all vying for cally's video camp

dey think its a hole to get out!

n keep digging xD

cally gives dem false hopes! qi pian ta men de gan qing! OH NOES!

den go to play winter clothings LOL

see Popular, alrdy deciding wad to buy for ea other bdays hehehees

some wedding game for cally xD

n totally spies for delala ahahaas

kks den needa go, n we see cally off

and den delia walk me home <33

super long sia da blog, hard time cutting it liaos!

uncool fool
x 6:55 PM x

20 November 2008

nth much today~
actually wanted to meet up wif delia
but she couldnt make it in da end T.T
so nth to write todae
here's a quiz i get frm xiuming's blog xD
volunteered to do LOL!

1.What's the first thing you think when you wake up?
Fcuk larhs, i won TOTO! go back sleep.. ZZZ

2.What's your favourite Anime character?
Monkey D Luffy

3.Who are your best friends?
hu else but my bao bei JIAHUI

4.Where do you live?
on earth :)

5.Who's your favourite band?
NO IDOL

6.What's your favourite song currently?
Put Your Arms Around Me

7.Who's the person you like most in your class?
err all my baobeis.. If u r strictly referring to just ONE person..
den just make it that all my baobei fall into one person xD

8.Who's the person you dislike most in class?
DERRICK RAHHS!

9.What's your CCA?
robotics club + floorball?

10.Who's your best friend in CCA?
robotics: UTTERLY NONE!!
Floorball: Cally bush xD

11.Who's your favourite singer?
NO IDOL

12.which of the songs do you like best sung by him/her?
ABC

13.What games do you play?
computer games: alot

14.Who's the person you respect most in class?
im nt really sure wad respect means LOL
Im da uncivilized person xD

15.Why do u respect him/her?
dunooo

16.Who's the person you think can be a singer in the future?
hwee szee

17.Why do you think he/she can do it?
omgs she sing dam nice!

18.Who's the most trustworthy friend?
jiahui baobei.

19.Who's the friend who lied to you, but you still considered him/her as your friend?
wad kind of 2pid question is dis? U think hu will say nerhs? Dumb.

20. Who's the cutest person in your classcute in character or appearance?
Cute in appearance will be NONE.
Coz my baobei is SEXY nt cute!
Cute in character…
im nt sure hw to define dat..
I onli noe how define ACT CUTE

21.Which person in the opposite sex do you think always acts cute?
hmm… Kyne? LOL I think he more of nonsense larhs xD

22.What do you think you are best at in class?
NONE! I so dumb. Born with rotten brain somemore.

23.Do you think the person in question 19 considers you as a friend?
duhh… but we rarely talk to ea other now

24.What's your favourite Anime show?
D-Grayman? One Piece xD

25.Who do you love in class, other than yourself?
my baobei ;DD

uncool fool
x 6:34 PM x

19 November 2008

17th Nov 08
ystd very sort of boring ><
Delia n clara so late
i waited like duno hw long?
seems long..
I think 15mins or more bah?
den when dey come
Clara 4get to bring her fren de form ><
n we went back to take
den late liao ma liddat..
actually can early duhs
hu call clara wun stop chatting with Rman!
LOL
okies so we decide to go later
and we slack at delia’s house
played psp n habbo
Clara was changing delia’s char
change to a banglah!
and look like table cleaner
JUST LIKE DELIA
Clara’s slave LOL
but at first we change to dam sexy lorhs!
wear bra LOL
da skirt look like a box :X
den we ate at her house too
her mom cook not really a lot
but very filling x.x
den we pushing food around xD
dey push me da spring onions
den I dun wan da tao pok
dey oso dun wan zzz
but dey ate their share
unfair!
den we start our journey to da church
crapping all da way ;D
in da MRT~
in da bus~
oh yeah n we saw beeyan n da rest at tampines interchange
actually is DEY saw us ><
i onli took a glance n recognise beeyan onli
da rest im nt sure hu dey r
but I think I saw Arnold too xD
anyw I was in da middle of laughing
Clara makes me hav sore throat x.x
laugh till sore throat
we both bully delia heheheee
coz we wear same colour shirt
bag got da same colours
blah blah blah
most importantly
DELIA IS ODD ONE OUT WAKAKAA
den we promise her to buy her something else I think?
did we, clara dear?
my rotten brain lack memory space
da memory all luan luan derhs
dats y I blog abit ‘tiao lai tiao qu’
okies now I duno wher I am..
nvm start da on da way to church
i duno wth prank dey trying to play on me o.o
wanted to trick me of the place of da church
anyhow point one building
pls lahs!
i dun even noe da church
im juz following u ppl!
if u relli wan go dat building
i oso will follow u dere xD
even if its not da church
okays den da church was abit boring..
maybe coz we came at da boring part
sing + listen to speech
haish
i duno… it makes me feel im abit evil o.o
i keep have dis feeling that is…
?????
undefined…
or more likely dat im too dumb to describe :X
ok nvm, my rule here:
boring or duno, SKIP
but woah dere very cold!!
sii delia n clara nvr remind me to wear jacket!
n dey bring I nvr bring!
i from cheese fries become frozen fries lerh
Clara Rice become frozen rice xD
come outside dat time v HOT!
become chao da fries x.x
orh lulu fries, sundar colour xD
and we crap all da way to da bus terminal
den clara got separated from us
i become super silent frm den!
coz da silence make me realize dat IM TIRED!
WO YAO SHUI JIAO!
den on da bus
(delia took same bus as me since live so near ea other)
da most interesting topic was dabian?
Main dish: dabian
Beverage: urine
Desert: lau sai
LOL dats wad I call CRAP!
coz its real crap
crappy crap
Lol wtfs~
ystd is CRAP DAY
(internet failure, so dint blog hahas)

Today
nth much
except dat
I GOT MY INTERNET BACK WOOTS
aiya i dun wan write so much larh
dat 'post' on top is super long liaos
i write on microsoft word der lorhs!!
now juz copy n paste hahas
da rest of da days in between
hmm very boring..
play psp, dats all i have now o.o
books bought..
need study T.T
da chemistry sucks
out of da whole of da first few chapters
i onli learn one thing
dat is impurities will lower melting point
and raise boiling point
i hope i rmb correctly.. x.x
waste my time reading da chapters anyw
physics look more interesting
but still duno lahs
must read first
okays dats for todae...
i think more den enuf bahs..
dat post above so long liaos xD
kk BB!

uncool fool
x 8:15 PM x

15 November 2008

today SUPER FUN
although starting very boring
so skip dat!!
anyws sry jiayu i pang seh u ><
i was touring delia n her p6 fren
CLARA~~~
she super funniee xD
first time meeting
she was fighting with cally lurhs!!
fight until buttons drop
watch spoil~!! hahahahaaaaa
den we went around
i forget how dis richard came into da talk
budden its clara's ???
i dint sae anything xD
den we keep try intro her to richard
by finding richard!
den he sms delia say he is behind one pillar
den clara was stomping off in ??? direction
and she went str8 into da pillar richard hiding in!!
LOLOLOL!!
n we were like saying lata richard is behind DAT pillar
den really lorhs!! with justin somemore hehe
kekkekss!!
den alot of other crappy stuff
played alot
den dey went outside to da playground
i cant T.T
coz i have to man da booth..
opps ><
but anyw so little ppl come
dun cares :xxx
n den dey wan smuggle me out of da sch LOL
cannt smuggle cheese fries out LOLOLOL
den after abt one min of tug-of-war
dey let me off xD
lata come back n fetch me ><
coz at dat time i think parents went up for a talk again
so no one xD
so i slacked with nette n shehan :D
oh yahs n da 2pid marc broke our product RAHHH!!
i BREAK ur head arhs
lol clara keep call marc, bark xD
n den she keep laughing
hehehee
i take da broken plastic run after him n BASH HIM wif it
MUAHAHAAAAAAAA
hu call him break my darling product
grrrrrrrrrrr
den lata i use bamboo pole fight wif nette!!
but nette dun even dare to fight back
onli noe hw to sae OW
everything also ow! zzzzzzzzz
den cher caught us red handed x.x
den a few ppl came by
den got one parent was doing some OBSCENE STUFF
i shall nt go too much into it
u can ask shehan demo for u x.x
lunch time cher bought me
CHAR KUAY TIAO
den i nvr eat b4....
so i eat abit, i dun like
i put on da booth de table
den got one parent come ask: what's dis?
bernadette say: this is miniature food court
(smth liddat larh, i dint hear xD)
i say: char kuay tiao xDDDD
she nvr specify hu she t0king to marh
den nette laugh n wan whack me xD
coz she presenting marh
okies den finally let off
den my delia, my cally, my clara came back to fetch me
den lata we go out eat lunch
im nt gona hav char kuay tiao!
so we went to TM
alot of places food
and we landed in da halal stall
cally n clara dun wan eat
clara wanted to share wif delia actually
so we went to buy mee hoon kuay
she order chicken, mine fish
den she mistook da fish der for da chicken
den da chicken for da fish
GRRRRR
eat my ikam billis somemore
LOL
den da tray i duno wher to put
den i let it lean against da wall
den da 2pid thing keep dropping
so loud somemore!
den i dun care
let it lie on da floor
since it lurve da floor so much
finish lunch lerh we go comics connection ;D
lol den when delia say manga
clara tot she say banglah xD
den we began da search for banglah anime ><
so dumbbb
kekekek!!
n den we promised delia to buy _______
for her bday!!!
hehheeee, u all shall nt noe
its da secret between me n clara kekek!
n get her G strings
da string xtra thin LOLOLOL
okays enuf craps
den i duno wher we went somemore xD
but lata go library
return bookies
sat dere awhile
coz leg tired
dats wad i hate abt shopping malls
n both delia n clara phone no bat!
coz clara went down to play her psp
den delia wan find her
so try call her wif cally's phone
but cannt go through
(bo bat ma DUH)
den in da end clara found us xD
we decide go clara house
den cally dun wan go i think
so we left her in da library
clara's doggies r so CUTE
coco da cutest xDD
but we stay dere onli abt 10mins nia
den left for DELIA HOUSE
at delia house i keep playing clara's psp xD
den got da SK-II BALL!!
LOL
im so noob ahaas
practice makes perfect
must jiayou me ><
delia's house alot of food sia
da mother keep giv us xD
too bad i dun eat sweet potatoes :(
n i found out delia's mother noe my sister xD
coz she works at at da same poly as my sis
actually i dun relli care o.o
ok nvm
den duno hu go call richard xD
den keep crap to him LOL
after dat i go home liao
6pm LORHS!
i chiong home
hahasss
super long day
i cut out alot of parts liao
actually
is my brain cut out alot of parts
lack of memory space LOL!
ok BLAHHH
BYEEE

uncool fool
x 7:36 PM x

14 November 2008

Copy and paste to your own journal, erase my answers, and add your own.Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.They have to be real places name and/or objects, but nothing made up.Try to use different answers if the person you got this from has the same initial.You can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.Have fun with it!

MY NAME --- Lim Cai Fang

1. Four letter word ; Love <33

2. Boy name ; Lord Voldemort xDD

3. Girl name ; Lana

4. Occupation ; Laboratory Assistant

5. Colour ; Light blue

6. Something you wear ; Low-cut dress (OOO SEXY!)

7. Beverage ; Lemon Tea (lurved by me ><)

8. Food ; Long John Silver de Fish xDD

9. Place ; London

10. Something found in bathroom ; Lizard LOL!!

11. Reason for being late ; Lorry bang me... I come back in one piece very good already ><

12. Something you shout ; LOOK ITS A SUPERMAN!

13. Font ; Latha

14. TV show ; Last Man Standing (i got dis frm da newspaper xD)

15. Song Title ; Low by Florida

Now pass this brain-cracking quiz to 10 people.
1)JiaHui
2)ZiYing
3)JiaYu
4)XiuMing
5)Jacqueline
6)Magdalene
7)Bernadette
8)XiuMing
9)HanRong
10)Desmond

uncool fool
x 8:51 PM x

i got into 3C ><
juz wad i wanted..
my darlings..
flew all over da classes :xx
3B,3C,3D,3E
i only hav..
my baobei delia n my companion maggie
baobei cally...
she will come later xD
hmm~ when she come
she will be with samuel!!
dat would be fun ;D
but haishh
in my dis dnt class
i noe some of dem
but nvr relli talk to dem
aiyoo ><
den my mom come see my class ppl
she was like...aiyer y so mani malay ppl
den she go see da other classes
come until 3A
Ah Ma: why all da name long long one?
alot of indians leh
lucky u dint come dis class
WTF?
wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf...
racist siahs! zomg!
ok wadeva
i need go sch ><
da teacher smsed me say can come earlier x.x
can come at 1:30pm instead of 3
den jiayu went earlier
i still at home xD
coz my mom delivering my lunch
i 1:30pm den got my lunch zzz!
2pm den i leave house
miss my bus xD
den jiayu tell me say the cher tell her i got smth on
wtf? im juz eating lunch zzz?
den come sch teacher say duno wad i eat buffet
DIAO! eat wad buffet larh
i think he too rich lar
think everyone oso as rich as him
everyday eat buffet for lunch x.x
den we help deco his idiotic dvd
have no idea how to off it
n anyhw press all da buttons xD
but all da buttons dun work
coz da controller of on/offing it, is a switch ><
hehehee
lol n we anyhw cut things out n put at his dvd xD
jiayu cut dam nice kekkeks
but mr low dun appreciate
so sad ><
after we finish vandalising his dvd
we go carry da stuff back to da lifescience
and chatted dere with some seniors n da cher
da gay seniors ;DD
i hav no idea wad dey doing
make cement hands?
all da hands weird weird derh
but still ok larh
coz dey pour da ??? stuff into da glove
da bottom look like da ham de bottom :x
hao ke ai xD
but too bad alot of holes
jiayu left earlier
while i stay abit n slack
enjoy da aircon :))
but later i left dem in da room
tml still ned wake up at 645 ok..
den got FREE BREAKFAST
i duno whether got free lunch?
hope so! n better have it
or else i will force da teacher to provide xD
anyway mr low v rich ma
treat us to buffet xD
okies~ i shall spent da rest of my time
thinking abt da food im gona hav tml <3
sweeeet!

uncool fool
x 4:56 PM x

13 November 2008

changed skin ><
v boring todae..
haishh..
if onli i see my phone de msg earlier
den can go out xDD
coz delia n cally meeting up at 12
i 1130 den see da msg :x
nvms ><
some other time bahs..
at least tml ill be busy,
thx lots to my wonderful project work
which clung onto me for a year
even holidae still ned go back
zzz
tml must go back to setup da booth
its some open house..
haish!
and surprisingly..
den wan me go at 3pm o.o
so late!
wadever.. i dun hav a choice
den on saturday come at 8
sure cannt wake up der lorh
im can onli sleep at 1am or so
sii ding ler la
nvm! i have all da time to sleep
sleep a few months dun wake up even better
no ned waste $$$ on food + water + electricity xD
oh well
nth to say anymore
buaii~

uncool fool
x 1:18 PM x

12 November 2008

hehhehs~ MATHS PASSED
PASS WITH A "A" TOO
but cally even better x.x
pass with HIGH DISTINCTION!!
85!!!!!!!!
she 2nd highest ><
gt one person get 87
but meow will be proud of her anyw ;D
i onli just A actually ><
70! WOOOOO~! STILL 'A' HAHAHS~
nvms pass can liaos
deres hope for 3C!!
den today went cycle wif delia-er
i 4get to call her b4 going to her house
den i on da way call her
so long for her to pick up..
almost wan hang up x.x
den she pick up n produced a sleepy voice =.=
aiyoo juz wake up
so waited outside her house X.x
when she come out
delia did da pro-est thing i ever seen
she lock da gate
n threw da key inside da house
n closed da door
(by using hand ><)
(so called ready to set off)
den i ask her hw she unlock da bicycles x.x
.............<(x(00)x)>............
ok den i hav to call her house phone to wake up her jiejie
n open da door
get key den unlock da bicycle
delia pro rites?
yepps (self answer :x)
dats wad i lurve abt my baobei xDD
0kieee
now next problem is
How to Unlock the Bicycle
den got 2 locks..
delia do one..
i do one..
but in da end delia do both
n we took abt 5 or 10 mins X.x
yayyyy can go cycle lerhs
den i was carrying a phone
i duno wher to put
n i hang it at da bike de handle
it was flung out twice xD
da first time i cycling quite fast
den somehw it flew off
n den i cycle so far liao
den ned cycle back =.=!!
nvmm
da phone sure no probs de la
onli abit sandyy
lols phone abuse ><
hehehee
den delia-er tot i went duno wher
baobei wei wo dan xin~
ai sii baobei-er <33
cycle until tired
den wan go play swing
da seat super HOT!!
i go put leaves xD
but b4 i can sit
da leaves fei zhou lerh T.T
nvms dun play swing lorhs~
den we cycle our last round n went home~
since delia baobei haven finish her tution hw
naughty baobei~
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i go sleep liaos
tired
niteess

uncool fool
x 12:58 PM x

10 November 2008

Nth to post abt my daee ><
boredd
quiz for me to do :D

1. Jia Hui
2. Zi Ying
3. Delia
4. Jacqueline
5. Wei Jie
6. Cally
7. Samuel
8. Bernadette
9. Pei Yu
10. Jia Yu
11. Xiu Ming
12. Xin Ying
13. Magdalene
14. Shella
15. Kar Yan
16. (my pet name MOO!!)
17. Han Rong
18. Si Wei
19. Desmond
20. Yong Jie

1) How did you know 14?(Shella)
Gamesss ;DD

2) What would you do if you never met 1?(JiaHui)
i might as well dun enter da world? xD

3)What if 9 and 20 date each other?(Pei Yu & Yong Jie)
uhhh... i cant imagine ><

4) Will 6 and 17 date?(Cally & Hanrong)
i will nt approve >budden dey duno ea other la... so meow no ned worry xD

5) Describe 3.(Delia)
Serial rapist + child killer xD

6) Is 8 attractive?(Bernadette)
aiya all my baobei men got SEXY figure

7) Describe 7.(Samuel)
meow?

8) Do you know any of 12's family members?(Xin Ying)
Nope~ im dating her, nt her family marhs O.O

9) What if 18 confess to you?(Si Wei)
he is purely my fren :X

10) What language does 15 speaks?(Kar Yan)
uhhh english... chinese... malay?

11) Who's going out with 9?(Pei Yu)
aiyoo my dis daughter nvr like to fall in lurve xD
but maybe her bf is a pea or fungi

12) How old is 16?(MOO)
aiyo moomoo arhh? he is 18 next year xD
ah pek moomoo~ heart att rites? ><

13) When did you last speak to 13?(Magdalene)
my rotten brain doesnt giv me any clue... o.o

14) Who's 14 fav singer?(Shella)
dunooo. maybe her dog barkings r music to her ear :D
uhh... so da dog is her fav singer? xD

15) Would you ever date 4?(Jac)
aiyooo i dun dare larhs.. later will get chopped derhs T.T
but will try secret affair xDD

16) Is 2 attractive?(Zi Ying)
of cozz! i told u all my baobei dam sexy ler orh

17) Is 19 single?(Desmond)
Yepps n is despo for one :xxx
jkjk ><

18) What's 10 last name?(Jia Yu)
Leung

19) School of 3?(Delia)
D-U-N-M-A-N- -S-E-C~!~!~!

20) Where does 6 live?(Cally)
!Kung Bushmen Villa?

21) What is the fav thing of 5?(Wei Jie)
aiyoooo!! what else?? his darling jacjac larhs! xD

22) When is 11's bdae?(Xiu Ming)
10th March baobei~!

uncool fool
x 2:49 PM x

09 November 2008

IM RECOVEREDDDDDDD
no more headache!
been very bored
cant do anything
cant jump, cant even tiptoe
will head pain
walk cannt walk too fast =.=
but i oso dun care much la
ren tong lorh
den wad else
everyday walk dat kind of speed arh
like deng sii lols xD
but nvr in my life liddat..
anyways~
gratz myself i went through dis 'ordeal'
too bad for dis blog i hav nth to say
coz my life was boring dat few daes
everyday sleep sleep sleep
to forget abt da pain
wake up pain again xD
aiya i realli nth to say la
bb xD

uncool fool
x 11:48 AM x

08 November 2008

today's post will be short..
coz im sick n im nt suppose to face da com ><
my head still hurts
heartbeat is back to normal.. 68
but it still hurts
probably da weather too freaking hot
and another reason x . x
my mom thinking of bringing me to da chinese doc
its been such a long time i been to such places o.o
but no way!!
da medicine sure dam ku T.T
wo bu yao!!
i hope i faster get well
den no ned go see doc T.T
jiu mings..
note: i wun be around till im better :(

uncool fool
x 1:13 PM x

07 November 2008

fcukkkkkkk
my head very pain
my blood circulation too low
dint go much into my brain...
its like da kind when bend down ur head
very pain lehs
heartbeat 57
today somemore maths
lucky test can sit down
or else my head pain like siao
maths would be even harder -.=
thankfully
da maths set quite easy
but i alot of mistakes
coz like e.g c=1
so switch over shld be 0= -c+1
i go still put it positive xD
nvms! mani errors r adjusted
i finished in 1 hour
left 5 mins earlier :DD
my head painn...
oh yeah n ystd went cz e fair wif jiahui
saw bernadette n chan qy
da whole of interect club is dere xD
played their very ... game
got a POKEMON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
but i 4get wad monster isit
i noe its one of Missy's
but is Ash found it xDDD
yay i rmb pokemon shows~!
den we went round da sch
collecting back memories :D
cant believe dey did dis to our school
very angry dey painted the outside purple liao
so gay
inside u noe wad dey paint?
RED, ORANGE, YELLOW, LIME GREEN
WTF LARH
U WAN DA KIDS TO GO CRAZY ISIT
somemore da door RED
da kids dun hav nightmare cai guai arh!
haish.. but i still rmb all da primary sch stuff
da stupidest things, da lamest things
hahas ><
den went back to mac to meet up wif my ex classmates
lol all changed so much!
mai sheng slim down quite alot lorhs
hong jie quite tall n v skinny ><
da girls.. i duno whether isit i meet up wif dem quite often
i dun see much of a difference xD
okays i wan go sleep lurhs
my head pain
buaiz ppl~

uncool fool
x 12:42 PM x

05 November 2008

today is da last maths lesson
*gasp!*
soon be da test
we(da maths remedial ppl) all shld welcome it
for it is INEVITABLE
unless u wan skip it larhs
n den nvr enter da Add maths class
!!~FOREVER~!!
*sinister laughter*
aiyer... i think i will nvr want to be a scriptwriter
---end of crap---
maths class is boring
full of craps
around da same crappiness as mine xD
no one is sick
everyone is fine
da road so straight
becomes boring
---end of dis drag---
finally~
after so long
finally nearing 4pm!
go cycle wif delia n cally ;DD
but i kana stomach ache
cant be anything more suay
aiyoo... 3:50pm
still dint subside
i ate + apply medicine liao T.T
no choice lor liddat go out hehees
n my 2pid brother
ask him help me adjust da seat he dun wan
juz lower one inch la grrr!
nvm heck care
lend delia's
hu noes..
we r SO SO SOOOOOOOOO suay
first thing
go her house
brought down da bicycles
hard time wif her stand
but delia found a way :))
hard time wif her locks too o.o
when we started to ride it
i dint really ride la
i dun dare
so long bo ride bike!
anyways~ we realise da bikes almost bo air liddat
ok so go up with da bikes
delia had her wonderful time finding da air pump
found~!
pump dat time
we realise...
da wheel has no difference!
wow! got hole in da air pump de tube!
WOW~!!
we make da decision to go my house
n get da airpump
yeps we got it pumped with da help of my bro
(mayb my bro onli noes hw to pump :x)
(dats y dun wan help me adjust da seat xD)
finally~~
den it started to rain
WOOTS
NVM! WE CYCLE IN DA RAIN!!
RAWRRR!!
heng juz a small drizzle
very fast over
finally our long trail of suayness is over ;DD
den i cannt handle da bicycle wif da higher seat
so my sweet delia xchange wif me ;DD
i cant even handle da one wif lower de la
i 4gotten too much of my cycling skills!
so hav to relearn abit la
aiyoo so kong bu
but learning journey is done anyways
heheheees
cycle dam fun~!
too bad cally dint come T.T
haish haish cally baobei!
but oso lucky u dint come la
or else i got no bike :x
da 2pid bike so high
duno hu go make it until liddat
think he/she v tall arh LOLOLOL
den da weather is dam nice
super cooling
and i kanna long gao 2x or 3x
hehees!
im da long gao pro
delia is da bang wall pro xDDD
n while we r cycling arhs
coz da track we cycling writes NO CYCLING
but throughout my whole life...
i see alot of ppl cycling
so i dun care much abt it la
den got one ah pek ask we all dun cycle lorhs!
wow~ finally someone hu believes in da words on da floor
pei fu~!
den we went home
tired larhs
hand abit ache
but now ok ;DD
dis is my crappishh daee WEEEEEEEE

uncool fool
x 8:20 PM x

04 November 2008

towards game-free lifestyle~!
lolsss
everyone all wan keep fit now xDD
delia willing to jog with me :D
we gona be macho ladiees WOOOO
hahaaass
we walk abt 2rounds..
we ran one big round..
if nt wrong..
one round : 1.4km
or 2.8km
i dunooo xDD
more likely 1.4 :x
next time run 2 rounds okays?
den da went da fitness corner
da stuff all so dumb dumb derhs
some spoiled
others were OBSCENE!!
actually onli one
da one dat train leg derh
ok nvm dun wan talk abt it
den got another one very kong buu
i duno wad exercising stuff is dat
nvr seen it b4
weirddd
n when rain dat time we still play :DD
too bad cally overslept
dun wan come liao hahas
den slack at delia's house
play with her mickey mouse
dance with it ><
coz da mouse so big!!
like a size of a primary one kid
+ rape it LOLOLOL
giv CPR
i did alot of crappy things :xx
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaas
den went home soaking wet
coz its raining~!!
woooooooooooooo
so shuang~
hmm.. after maths stuff
we must chiong sports :D
play everything we can find~!
okoks den today maths
aiyoo poor cally
she dam poor thing larhs
she at first complain of stomach ache
say dat she tot it was gastric
coz its on n off
i juz had such things few days ago larhss wa lau
i oso tot gastric
den i dint care
continue play my game
den da pain offed
den on VERY PAIN
den more n more pain until cannt tahan
n its dangerous for me to leave my char afking dere
budden i dun care la
my health more impt hehees
i vomit + diarrhoea
come back my char died
!~HAPPY~!
lol nvms xD
den now its cally's turn
kuperman dint show up to save her
mayb he busy with his gay partner :DD
i told her go toilet.. cannt ren derhs
she nvm nvm
den in da end went toilet 3x
see larhhs
shld listen to ur seniors :DD
den somemore da whole of 4th floor toilets all close
den she vomited in da drain :xx
expected ><><
i cannt hold lorhs
get well soon darling!
we came back da cher still crapping
wtf
missed out quite alot still
abt half
coz she taught so little
nvm la
anything i duno can ask my bro :D
okays dats for todae + ystd :D

uncool fool
x 12:27 PM x

02 November 2008

woots~~
ystd my father flown back frm overseas
went changi airport go fetch him
to say da truth arhs
im actually more looking forward to eat dere :DD
da curry super niceeeee
its like u can take it like soft drink n drink xP
lolsss
i last time nvr take curry or chilli stuff
now i lurve dem so much xD
but its nice la
but i still dun like chilli
onli like chilli powder hahaas
on da way dere
i saw monica at simei de MRT :xxx
dint say hi to her o.o
for 2 reasons
1.) quite far(few feet nias kekkek!)
2.) i lazy :DD
she nt one of my bao bei marhss
if is my bao bei men, ill hug dem :DDD
haish n for today~
i shall give up on my games
coz i juz got pissed off
dun wan play ler larhs
today will say bb to all my on9 frens T.T
our parting moment~~
my heart breakk
anyway i play until super sian
games r for enjoyment
since i so sian with da games
play somemore oso no use
is not as if i living my life for da 2pid flat box
haishh
but i can guarantee
i sure will go back to gamings
its sooner or later
will take immediate effect when a new FUN game comes out
hahahaas
now shall be a guai girl girl
study my maths
must pass da test
aiyo i oso not in da mood to think abt test
I WAN GO OUT PLAY!!
but duno go wher play
suggestions pls??
i bored to death T.T
oh yeahs i went for a haircut too
dun comment abt it o.o
i think maybe dats y monica nvr recongnise me :xx
maybe she did, but like me,
dun care :D

uncool fool
x 9:46 PM x

01 November 2008

i hav nth to post abt~
so this a little smth for a post
(im secretly wanting da blog to juz die xDDD)

#1 The person who tagged you is?
Errr.. wad person? aiya juz take one name frm da tagbox la... JiaHui?

#2 Your relationship with her is?
Most loved by me der bao bei~!

#3 Your 5 impressions of him/her
Sporty~ NOBLE~ REAL nice! dats y she's my most loved <33

#4 The most memorable thing he/she has done for me
Forgive me ^^

#5 The most memorable thing he/she said to me
everything she says is memorable ^^

#6 If he/she becomes your lover, you will
MARRY HER LOLOLOL

#7 If he/she becomes your lover, a few things need to improve on
Date more :D

#8 If he/she becomes your enemy
ill kill myself T.T

#9 If he/she becomes your enemy, you will
hmmm... go mad?

#10 The most desired thing you want to do for him, her is?
to be beside her for her whole life :DD

#11 Your overall impression of her shopping.
we both nvr like shopping o.o

#12 How do you think people around you will feel about you
errr... i duno.. except that my dars alwaes call me insane o.o

#13 The character you love about yourself
in actual fact i duno :DD

#14 On the contrary, the things you hate about yourself
my rotten brain wakakakas!

#15 The most ideal person you want to be
hmm someone hu can 4get unhappiness and rmb my notes :D

#16 For people who care and like you
lurvee u all :D

#17 Write down 10 people's name in no order:
1. Jia Hui
2. Delia
3. Zi Ying
4. Sankar
5. Jia Yu
6. Pei Yu
7. Cally
8. Jacqueline
9. Wei Jie
10. Xiu Ming

#18 Who is 6 having a relationship with? [Pei Yu]
Either her fungi or her peas

#19 If 7 & 10 are together, would it be a good thing? [Cally & XiuMing]
CANNT! CALLY IS WITH SSSSSSSSS!

#20 How about 8 & 5? [Jac & JiaYu]
NONONONO! JAC MUST GO WITH NUMBER 9!!

#21 What is 2 studying about? [Delia]
uhhh abt her xman, xman2, yman, rman and ???

#22 When was the last time you had a chat with 3?[Zi Ying]
on msn bahs?

#23 What kind of music does 8 like? [Jac]
wei jie song :DD

#24 Does 1 have any siblings? [Jia Hui]
Yep~ her brotherrr

#25 Will you woo 3? [Zi Ying]
Lurve to~

#26 How about 7? [Cally]
She's my partner liaos :))

#27 Is 4 single? [Sankar]
i duno~ it has been 2yrs since i last seen him :DD

#28 What is the surname of 5? [Jia Yu]
Leung rites?

#29 What's the hobby of 4? [Sankar]
not paying up da $$ he owe me n jiahui xD

#30 Does 5 & 9 get along well? [Jia Yu & Wei Jie]
THEY MUST NOT!

#31 Where is 2 studying at? [Delia]
Dunman Sec.

#32 Talk something gradually about 1. [Jia Hui]
Perfect :DD

#33 Have you ever tried developing feelings for no. 8? [Jac]
yarh, she wouldnt accept me, she onli accepts no. 9 >.<

#34 Where does 9 live at? [Wei Jie]
at Jac place :D

#35 What colour does 4 like? [Sankar]
duno, blue maybe?

#36 Are 5 & 1 best friends? [Jia Yu & Jia Hui]
no! Jia Hui is MINE!! anyway dey duno ea other o.o

#37 Does 7 like 2? [Cally & Delia]
Yep!

#38 How did you get to know 2? [Delia]
she is my darling xiuming der peng you

#39 Does 1 have any pets? [Jia Hui]
i dun think so bahs o.o
but i think i saw a fish tank outside her house o.o

#40 Is 7 the sexiest person in the world? [Cally]
of coz larh, she has da HOUR GLASS SHAPE
liddat den can attract S!

uncool fool
x 2:39 PM x